WELCOME TO OUR “OOL”

Can we get, when it comes to, you know, technology that’s been around for about 20 years now, someone who can take the place of people who make these kinds of statements? Just, every time someone refers to the internet as “a series of tubes”, just take that person out of any kind of rotation that involves being in…

...hand over your bullet...

...jackbootstraps...

That was AMAZING! Get him a job as a stuntman NOW!

That specific moment in Critical Role is at 2:39:22, but the whole episode is a riot from start to finish, coming from Travis Willingham who played the dumbest (and biggest) character in the party, a Goliath barbarian named Grog (Grog’s party “family portrait” in thumbnail above), while chilling in their Gnomish bard…

More iconic duos - Don Quixote & Sancho Panza, R2-D2 & C3PO, the Wonder Twins, Kirk & Spock, Batman & Robin, Caleb & Nott, Vex & Trinket, Raggedy-Ann & Andy, Doctor Who & the TARDIS, Arthur & Excalibur, Elric & Stormbringer, Beauty & Beast, Bacon & Eggs, Peanut Butter & Jelly, Zatoichi & his Cane-Sword, Pike & Grog,…

Here’s the outlay:

Asked and answered, my friend.

Currently, Matt’s doing a very cool and clever thing with Critical Role.

“Roll for stupid damage...” - Travis Willingham

Intelligent? Libertarian? More like utter whack jobs:

“America’s problem is too much political correctness.” - Donald Trump
“We need an outsider to clean up Washington, D.C., just like we had an outsider to clean up Raleigh.” - Gov. Pat McCrory of North Carolina, referring to Trump 
(you know, the guy who’s WAY too interested in who needs to go to the bathroom, and lost…

Def GOP.

At least he’s not Trump...

They’re not wise - they’re politicians, and the best kind are the ones who have no clear agenda. Because you can then buy them one. They honestly should have advertising strips on their suits like NASCAR drivers.

I’m so sorry to hear it.