He’s a golem made of mayonnaise.

Or, just call it a game. That’s even better shorthand.

Well, as a fan of the Milwaukee Bucks I felt bad for Brown when he got injured, too. Also, as a fan of cricket I was especially disgusted. And as much as I root for snow on Christmas, it hurt me to see Brown get hurt.

Uhh...maybe don’t mention “home planet” to Leia.

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“I can feel your anger, Martellus. It gives you focus...makes you stronger.”

I love your work, Diana. Enough to try to keep my stupid puns out of your comment section. And I’m neither a journalism or legal authority, but I wanted to weigh in.

Bottle of red, bottle of...

And the least shocking aspect of that video is its ratio.

In a video filled with unexpected twists and bizarre behavior, the absolute most shocking aspect of the video is that our co-star is drinking a Lagunitas IPA and not a Bud Light Lime-a-Rita.

It’s not called gym-nice-stics.