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I hope some players kneel so fucking hard during the Super Bowl national anthem.

Fuck that. Trump is the pure distillation of the Republican party’s strategy since Reagan, if not sooner. Covert, coded racism has ceded to overt, proud racism, but they’re still fucking the same chicken. It’s getting louder and angrier as people age out of the workforce and let their “shitty human being” flags fly.

“we are not descended from fearful men”

Odd to have a day where I feel the most proud and most embarrassed to be American at the same time. The order is ugly, and it’s not just Trump. But spontaneous street protests, lawyers donating their time, tens of millions donated to charities, etc., is beautiful.

We might not make it to February 20.

......or this is the end of days and you can plan on spending your golden years foraging in an irradiated overgrowth narrowly escaping the constant threat packs of wild dogs pose.

Let’s brainstorm ways to turn the rest of the world against us and increase the success rate of terrorist recruitment! Can anyone think of a more effective way than this? Because that will be coming next.

For someone who claims to love the military, he’s certainly doing everything he can to put their lives in danger. I’m not just talking about international resentment. NO ONE will inform on Isis for our military, translate for our military, or give support to our military if they think this is how they and their

His plan is nukes. He’s going to nuke the Middle East then complain about why we can’t take the irradiated oil.

The brains behind the war. Do not underestimate the power that has been bestowed to this monstrosity.

Alt-hand job.

None of my dystopian novels predicted rouge park rangers leading the resistance on Twitter. . .

gotta save space for Pepe

I’m ready for the fucking meteor.

I think it’s interesting to watch a metaphorical infant taking its first steps, and then trash said infant for not being able to run a 40-yard-dash in record time. That, to me, is what this article does.

I work for an advocacy organization. We all went to the march, with our friends and our families.

Characterizing a man who calls for ethnic cleansing as someone who is just voicing their opinion is cowardly, and you should stop doing it.

I have been watching the various incarnations of the nazi punch pretty much non-stop for the past day or so and they still have yet to get old. Personal fave:

But lying about it repeatedly, in person and via surrogate, puts the new president’s priorities and lack of perspective in context. He could have gone high and not addressed it at all, or he could have been petty but accurate and pointed out the enormous crowds he drew during his campaign. (He could even have said

Can we just call it what it is? Propaganda. Aimed at deluding or frustrating an already divided public.