Yup. We all got together collectively and decided that pee water wasn't in our game plan. The officials behind the decision definitely didn't come under heavy fire from local citizens who are VERY environmentally friendly. It was a group decision and that decision was unanimous. Well played, sir.

I love how this writer passive-aggressively attacks Oregon and Oregonians in general by randomly including little tidbits of hipster culture, as if all of Oregon was encompassed in the city of Portland and Portland was entirely full of hipsters and nothing else.