How can it be the same movie if they’ve changed my character from a homicidal DC villain store clerk to a jittery Eskimo firefighter?

Not so much anymore. Technically still true but stringing dictionary words together is one of the first rules anyone is going to add to a password cracker.

I miss Boarders. I bought all my boaks there.

A thing like that.

If you haven’t seen it I highly recommend you watch Zach Galifianakis’ interview with Gordon Keith. Keith is a host on a very popular Dallas radio show and had a TV segment similar to Between Two Ferns where he had some great/incredibly awkward interviews people like Kristen Bell. Anyway, his interview with…

“If you thought that turn on Game of Thrones felt rushed, surprising, or like it came out of nowhere...you haven’t been paying attention.”

Good to see that Showtime is addressing the problem of their shows turning to shit over time by making them shit from the start.

I’ll watch it when I get home - but the outline already reminds me of this:

Is this an episode of I Love Films?

I don’t see Kat Dennings here.

Tell them to make sure they have strong reading comprehension because it will be helpful in all aspects of life.

Wait, if he’s on a red carpet in Paris, that means the rubies of Fireball Island are unguarded and free for the taking!  You’ll rue this bit of ego, Vulkor!

Over The Garden Wall.
This needs to be the 21st century’s Great Pumpkin.  Seriously.

Jimmy Smits

I think the proper contemporary form is Rita Morenx. 

Neil Jordan’s The Butcher Boy, originally from 1997 but not released in the US till ‘98. My favorite film I’ve seen from him, a breathtaking blend of dark comedy and tragedy with one of the greatest child performances of all time by Eamonn Owens.

Windows 98 was a lot more stable than Windows 95. Windows 95 crashed all the damn time.

Netflix movie eh?  So this means it sucks?  

Tom Cruise is one of the few actors whose real, public life has made it very difficult for me to separate the character from the person playing the character. Mel Gibson is another. Roseanne would be a recent example of this writ large, as a social reaction. Every time I see him I think ‘hey, that’s Tom Cruise. I…

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