Good, but... needs more Onion. 

I didn’t question it, but only because I turned the movie off halfway through. Who thought we needed a Predator movie that looked like it was shot in someone’s backyard?

Literally the first line:

“Merchant of grue?” Did Aja make a Zork movie I missed?

Someone made a movie called Phantom of Winnipeg and it wasn’t Guy Maddin? Huh.

Well, everyone knows Sharon Tate died in the Manson Family murders. What this book presupposes is... maybe she didn’t?

Interesting take - I always read Dan’s post-fight reaction to be primarily caused by knowing how very, very close he came to being killed by the Captain, but there may have been some of that sadness, as well. 

The best show with Deadwood DNA, though, has to be Rectify. Sean Bridgers, Leon Rippy, W. Earl Brown, and created by Rev. Smith himself, Ray McKinnon. Possibly the best drama of the last ten years. 

*** Spoiler alert for a terrific game ***

I suspect you don’t really hate saying it that much. I mean, you could have just not said it at all.

Red balloon will throw you down a well

What’s a diorama?

Bullet went through his face. He could have survived easily enough, at least in the short term, but whether or not he’d immediately be able to get up and kick more ass, I don’t know.

Yeah! Reminded me of “Barbershop” with the escalating ridiculousness. 

If I see a better episode of television this year... well, it will be a great year for TV. I was hot and cold on the first season, but I feel like this season has been pretty consistently great. 

Didn’t he shift out of park with his foot right before backing up?

Exactly. I came here to see if this meant they were finally getting a Blu-Ray release. This seems to be a general problem with cartoons, which makes me think the studios releasing them think one of two things: 1) People are only buying them for undiscriminating children, or 2) They look simple enough that the picture…

He’s not saying that it is. He’s saying it’s intelligible to him, because IV speaks Russian. 

Greetings, Gumshoes! This week we find ourselves on the beautiful isle of the A.V. Club!

Dammit, The Lobster is in this and it still sucks? What a waste.