I am beyond sick of the baffling Beyonce worship.

Pain & Gain is actually one of Johnson’s more artsy, daring movies. But the contention is that he should make more films with directors like Michael Bay, and fewer with directors who feel like they should be shooting the behind-the-scenes documentary for a Michael Bay movie.

The hill you chose to die on: “American Pie is a nuanced film.”

What kind of dark ages do you think 1999 were?

You’ve never seen a horror movie (or a Lifetime movie for that matter.) That’s the only way that comment makes sense.

You’re a remarkable idiot

Yes, I too hate it when people point out misogynistic story lines.

When you’re not around, I bet ladies talk about how much of a nice guy you are and how they truly, deeply appreciate your respect for them.

I do see your point, but McQuarrie is one of three writers credited for the screenplay on The Mummy, along with David Koepp, both of whom are known script doctors. The third writer is a former actor with one previous writing credit on a web series. Make of those facts what you will.

“Arnold Schwarzenegger made plenty of shit films too, and he is clearly the model Johnson is patterning his career after.”

“Is the contention that Johnson is forced to decline opportunities in daring arthouse cinema because he’s all locked up making Pain & Gain 2 with his best bud Michael Bay?”

No, and it’s ridiculously disingenuous to pretend that it is. 

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oh, you sweet summer child. in a world with an entire internet you still manage to be shocked and disgusted by something as tame as Kevin Smith writing about sex like a teenager.

Separating kids from families? Cool.

LOL bootlicker

This is ludicrously wrong on almost every count. Not to mention your completely pointless “business people” poke, as if without the “business” aspect of the industry, things would be perfect and work in harmony all for whatever price the customer is willing to pay. You know how hard it is to make a profit on a videogam…

“can run games from the last 20 years at least without patches” 

I’ve got plenty of pc games from 20 years ago that won’t run properly on my current system without patches, mods or customizing a bunch of game files. So no, its not as easy as you say.

confused as to why so many pc master race people are also so dumb

Are you playing DOS games without DOSBox? Are you playing Glide games without a wrapper? Hell, are you even playing Fallout 3 in Win10 without some tweaking? Just look to see the Steam forums to see how well old PC games REALLY work on modern systems. The physical differences between NES and SNES weren’t even a good…