Counterpoint- everything that comes out of Trump's mouth. 

As a lifelong SJW with the tattoos and scars to prove the sincerity of my convictions, I understand the review bombing and rage as far as actions to intended results go.   But as the OP stated, I don’t get the anger over *this*.  I’m a man of color with a 1 year old son, I’ve had guns pulled on me by scared cops, I’ve…

Here’s the thing - she’s only an “influencer” because she’s rich enough to be one (ie: because her parents have paid for a million different things about her life since she was born, not just getting her in to college). It’s a bullshit argument, because without them, she’s never Olivia Jade to begin with. Yeah,…

I know this is the internet and all but this might be the worst take I’ve ever seen.

“How dare an independent film distribution company not widely distribute a commercially unviable movie I haven’t seen!”

Holy shit this take sucks. A24 is holding back high quality independent American cinema from the brink of collapse.

Under The Skin, Obvious Child, Ex Machina, The VVitch, Moonlight, Room, Hereditary (which I loved but you called him an edgelord for some reason (I don’t think you know what edgelord means)), Eighth Grade, Lean On Pete, Lady Bird, Green Room, The Lobster are all great and certainly more than 3. A lot of those are even…

Closer analogy would be practicing for championship/olympic swimming using state-of-the-art custom engineered “shark suits” designed to give you a significant edge in the water because nobody said anything about it before (back when they didn’t exist), then pikachuface.jpg-ing when organizers shoot that shit down.

Maybe stick to your Little Golden Books for now.

WHAT! But I’ve been practicing with this blatantly anti-competitive bullshit exploit that gives me an unfair advantage over the other players for a while now, and they’re going to try and make things fair 10 days prior to their tournament?! God Epic are a bunch of incompetent dumbasses

oh Manhunt — to me, the worst part was the sound effects. they were top notch, and quite disturbing. I’m talking specifically about the killings. I never experienced something like that with another game -- games can look realistic or silly, but sometimes the sound takes them to a different level. 

Congratulations on leaving what is easily the most deranged comment I’ve ever received in my year of working at Jezebel lol. 

It doesn’t matter what size your labia is with this outfit. It matters whether you plan to move your legs more than one millimeter apart while wearing it. Because if your legs move, your labia move, and that bodysuit will end up cutting you in half in a way that is so painful that, you, being a man - can’t even…

Even better if it’s a legitimate signature. “Oh, no, he signed it alright. It just ain’t worth shit anymore after he was impeached and committed suicide in prison after confessing all, and 40% of the country finally came back to their senses.”

This is obviously the end of civilization.

Well, I am a combat vet

Thank you for your service.

Wow for somebody who's supposedly seen combat you sure cry a lot at a bunch of trivial bullshit. What was your unit, the fucking Salvation Army?

Oh, lord. You’re a piece of work.

My top 5 is nearly identical except-