I teach middle school. One of my students, who is gay, absolutely melted down today. We were there to help him out, but: still.

Jesus Christ. What have we done?

Yes. Said as a white person. This is a white people thing. White people did this. This is on white people and only white people. Hillary Clinton could have been the world’s most inspiring candidate and it would not have mattered. White people wanted Trump. And got him.

I’m an American of Mexican blood. I woke up at 4 am, saw results and seriously wept. Like heaving, sobbing, whimpering. It’s not so much Trump being president, it’s that I always pictured America as the shining city on the hill, the idealist country, filled with intelligence and freedom and decency. It is so…

This is about whiteness more than anything else. I am so angry right now. I am that fucking trope today. America your history has failed me and now your future has, too.

My anxiety is starting to really ramp up folks.

Between this and the Daveed Diggs video today, I’m feeling very targeted by the media. I’M ALREADY VOTING FOR HER MEDIA AND I HAVE DONE TONS OF VOLUNTEERING AND DONATED MONEY TOOOOOOOO

objectively, this movie looks horrible, but anything that gives Ron Funches a steady paycheck is probably a net good for society

this guy.

Truly a steal!

My mom did criminal defense for 25 years in DC. She would regularly be called a bitch to her face by prosecutors.

After listening to that interview, I’m convinced that her new way of speaking is a little more intonation than accent. Someone said it last night that it sounds like English is her second-language. American intonation is a thing!

Truly Lohan’s greatest creation since playing twins in The Parent Trap.

Say what you will about the movie, but that soundtrack is KILLER.

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

Ah man I cant believe I missed the window to submit. Honestly I look forward to this every year. Might as well write mine here in case anyone wants additional reading.

HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THE FACE ON THE SCALE?!?!?

you go to a junior collenge