Someone can dedicate their life at any moment, though. It doesn’t necessarily mean their entire past. If it’s her new vow, it’s a good one.

took the words out of my mouth!

Does this mean we won’t get a remake of The Ten Commandments starring Channing Tatum as Moses?

Shouldn’t one internship be enough? How much free labor are we allowing companies to squeeze out of kids? Dickens would shit himself over this.

I work in the Visual Department at Macy's and we had an emergency email this morning to remove all the Lochte branded Polo collateral for the Olympics capsule they did. He looks so smug in the photos it was kind of a relief.

it’s not the words “SORRY USA AND WORLD” written in crayon on a piece of light green construction paper.

See, the Kit you posted looks different to me. The one linked here, even though Us Magazine seems to think he’s unrecognizable, looks exactly as I would expect.

Someone on Twitter referred to him as “Swim Shady” which is so brilliant, and I hope it catches on.

The only thing better than this article are the mansplainy comments. #blessyourheart

ETA: Then again, this.

OK, but how many years has it been since Nick Denton has seen Suri?

Speaking on behalf of millions of depressives: shut the fuck up, LaToya.

What the fuck is wrong with people? She hasn’t been sour, she’s been serious. It’s a serious endeavor. She’s a THREE-TIME gold medalist in TWO Olympics. What the fuck have any of you done?

Someone posted this on Deadspin I think, but I love this:

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

It’s too little, too late, but it beats serving out that outrageous sentence.

I love it when I learn that individuals who are funny/loud/outgoing, like Amy Schumer, are actually introverts. I am like this. When I am “on,” I can be the total life of the party and genuinely enjoy it, but I’m going to need like 3 days alone in the woods (just kidding, bugs are gross; please drop me off at the…

i am in fact a messy bitch that lives for drama

So the story is gay men exist and they even sport good sometimes, athletic gay men have well defined abdominal muscles, gay men have sex with other gay men.