I just looked at the emails I do have, and I get ones like this from Kelsey. (Not to be confused with Chelsea)

For everyone who’s here for the pudding and hasn’t watched Stranger Things yet, STOP. Drop everything, go home, and watch it. It’s the best thing that’s happened to me in months. It’s like if a TV series could be a hug. It’s scary and suspenseful, but in a comforting nostalgic way, and it’s funny, and POOR BARB.

This type of compassion and decency doesn’t even come at the expense of the letter of the law; it elevates the law.

Absolutely not. We her, and need more people like her, in lower courts, where day-to-day decisions get made.

When you sit in a court of law day in and day out, it’s easy to forget that your litigants are human beings with lives outside of the justice system. Good on Judge Wolf for not forgetting and for not being afraid to sometimes let common sense prevail over the black letter law. She is a credit to the bar.

If anything Mitch should be described as Corey’s husband, since the Bears don’t do anything worthwhile these days.

How could you miss out Lin and the Rock singing ‘Gaston’ with expert posing by the Rock. For shame Evans!

Everytime Bob Coates is talked about I remember this.

Leslie Jones is the best American Olympics commentator. Bob Costas can retire.

chelsea peretti always rates food. head to her twitter for more. https://twitter.com/chelseaperetti

THAT’S BILLY OCEAN YOU HEINOUS BASTARD

Frank is awesome! I listen to Caribbean Queen every day.

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

For the people in these extremes, it’s exactly what they want or nothing at all. While I certainly understand the emotion of working very, very hard for a candidate only to lose (these Bernie or Busters should talk to Hillary’s PUMA volunteers and delegates from 2008, but to recognize that commonality might actually…

I love how you always pretend sexism isn’t real. It’s so charming in a gross, extraordinarily stupid way.

She’s soaring in the polls and her lead will increase to double digits after the debates.

That’s the kind of face you normally see after hundreds of years of aristocratic in-breeding. I’ve seen a plate of mashed potatoes with more distinction.