I mean, I’ve know people who like to sleep in sinks and on windowsills, but eventually everyone realizes that pregaming with cheap tequila is a bad idea.

“Please light it on fire on the stoop.”

I had the same birth defect, albeit as a woman. This is the first time outside of medical circles I’ve ever heard of someone having this issue, so I’m actually a little excited.

Although...poor dude. I went through so much with this defect as a woman; I can’t even imagine the difficulties men face, especially ones his…