Yessss I love this post every year!

Little farts is Carol the Monster. 

Wow, that is lovely. I’m having a rainy morning here in Portland myself and that’s a really nice thing to hear first thing, and thank you god for Shelby Lynne! Girlfriend’s been around the block a few times - she makes Cardi B and Nicki Minaj look like girl scouts.

As usual it’s Whiskeyprayer with the music news we can really use. So sad about Tony Joe White. :(

Damn. Just when I think I can’t get any gayer Beyonce comes back into my news feed.

Lol. I was in Independence Hall the other week and I was singing “foul, fetid, fuming, foggy, filthy Philadelphia!” and everyone was staring at me weirdly and IDGAF. 

William Daniels said in an interview that playing John Adams was his favorite role ever. It made me unreasonably happy to hear that.

Yes, please! Me and my husband are seriously considering leaving the country because we fear for our lives, since we're leftists. 

This is really good. Her voice is haunting. I’m gonna buy it. Thanx for your input.

ooh, mine is good: aaliyah (r.i.p.), lin manuel miranda, dian fossey, susan sontag, john carpenter, ethel merman, and motherfucking SADE

They seem to not be interested in things they don’t 100% own.

Brazilian woman here.

Oh, and Pierre Curie!

I share mine with the Queen herself (also a taurus)!

I share mine with Miley Cyrus and Billy the Kid.  

Kate popped Louis out on my birthday. I kinda dig it. (And yes, I assume Kate Middleton did in fact “pop” out her babies because the idea of Princess Shiny Locks all sweaty and gross is completely unacceptable in my eyes. 

I share birthdays with Joni Mitchell and Albert Camus.

I prefer to simply carry an open forty-ounce with me everywhere.  For defense.

“bonesaws don’t kill people, people kill people!”