Average male height in the 1200s was around 5'6". Source.

This wins the internet for the day.

When I was a teenager my mom went around for a month asking everyone what camel toe was and none of us, not even my dad, would tell her because we couldn’t stop laughing. Finally a family friend gave her the answer. 

She was born in 55.

Right?!

#sad

LOL how old is she? That’s adorable

Thank you for this. My late husband LOVED LOVED LOVED Don Williams!

I dressed up as Vizzinni for Halloween a few years ago, bald cap and everything. My husband was so creeped out that he refused to kiss me all night. It was the most fun I’ve had on Halloween in a long time. 10/10 would recommend.

counterpoint: do dress like Andre the Giant

I’m sorry, haven’t you heard? Texas has banned all females from touching dandelions unless legally married or they’ve signed a waiver to bury their monthly period blood in a consecrated cemetery. #RIPunfertilizedeggs

We can still resort to tried and true wishbones.

Happened to my aunt. 

No to mention sometimes the pregnancy has to be terminated for medical reasons. You still have to go to a clinic. People still yell at you and call you a whore. It’s horrifying. I’ve never seen my husband so upset. He almost punched a geriatric protester because they wouldn’t leave me alone. He pulled his arm back and…

My father walked in on a girl in a bathroom at a party in high school attempting to use a coat hanger. He said he’s been pro-choice since. Said no woman should feel like they need to try that.

I applaud your family for being so honest.

I’m really looking forward to the new season, while also trying not to because if there’s one thing I’ve learned from BoJack Horseman it’s don’t get your hopes up about anything!

Easy peasy, tell him it’s moved up from no.8 to the 2nd spot on the Wonders of the World.... right behind the Great WALL of China 👀

fuck yes.  i do NOT do january cleanses.  january / february SUCK and i want to drink wine, sleep late, watch movies, cuddle, and fuck. 

Oh, I know, it was just too cute of a "correction" to leave alone. Similarly, I only meant to post once. The wonders of technology.