A friend of mine went to the same treatment facility as him fairly recently and was/is(?) frequently invited to his house afterward for parties. You could say that he is still “struggling”.

Go get the Kickstarter rolling for this. I will totally contribute.

Thats brilliant. I like your ideas and am interested in subscribing to your newsletter.

Jokes aside, Mireille Enos and Joel Kinnaman are actually reuniting for a TV version of “Hanna” (the Joe Wright teen-girl assassin movie) for Amazon! I saw on Instagram that they just finished filming.

I'm guessing that's why he chose to mess with the baby hippo

Didn’t one in the wild just kill a Chinese tourist the other day?

You can’t outswim them and if you were lucky enough with some headstart, to get on dry land, you can’t outrun them either.

This comment needs to be made into a sign and posted at every zoo. Because humans are the worst.

This is what it seems like to me too. I was taken aback by the child support issue. Custody is better referred to as decision-making ability. If both parents share decision-making ability and time spent with the kids and are on equal financial footing, child support should be a non-issue. Unless Brad has substantially…

Why is everyone forgetting Ilhan Omar in Minneapolis? I’m 93% sure she’ll win the primary and if she wins the primary, she’s virtually guaranteed to win the election. She’d be the first Somali-American in Congress, as well as one of the first Muslim women.

I always subliminally confuse Jack Abramoff with Jack Antonoff.

I want my Cop Rock reboot!

Very technically.

This needs to spread far and wide with a commentary that nobody should ever suggest that women are too fucking emotional for higher office.

He makes wine from water, but I just bought you a beer.

Old 97's don’t get enough love. Such a good band.

This.

And needs to borrow a pen from the cashier to write it.