I was just saying.

As a person who lives here, it’s nice to see some good Texas news for once.

Would there still be time to get a super-sketchy sausage-ina-bun from Ankh-Morpork?

I do love it when I find fellow Discworld fans on Jezebel.

Not the first time those exact words have been said to me.

People keep forgetting that Franken himself literally requested he be investigated by an ethics committee.

Leeann Tweeden.

Same dude. Same. Sad face.

That bothered me too. It’s been forty years since I read these books, but i don’t remember any talk of warriors.

You’ve met Shirley Manson. ZOMGZ!

But I already revere Shirley Manson!

Angus is a great name. I love people names for pets :)

This is why Shirley Manson is my fucking hero. Also, I’ve had the tremendous pleasure of meeting her several times and she is gracious and kind and wonderful and EVERYTHING you would hope, as are Duke, Steve and Butch.

Beautiful! Color me impressed!

wtf... isn’t that just setting your current relationship up to fail? smh

I dunno, he might never be a good partner.

Starred because so much insight and beautifully worded.

I never knew that Disney was doing a reboot of Cool Runnings.

This is 100% what’s going on here. The whole not-in-a-relationship relationship he’s supposedly been in for the last 2 years is a dead give away.

I don’t trust hoodie guy either.