This is standard practice for emergencies like this. People are told at a certain point if they don’t leave, emergency services will no longer be there to help them. Point of no return, if you will.

That’s bleak.

*Baby pictures*

I have just been randomly yelling this for a looooong time. Can you imagine a Duckworth/Franken ticket????

Jesus Christ, FUCK Texas, fucking shithole full of asswipe shitbag douchenozzles

I’d presume that’s precisely what they mean when they say:

I mean, the people of Illinois aren’t done with her yet, but yeah, you’re right.

I saw her last winter at a rally in front of the Supreme Court. I yelled, “You’re a badass!” and she smiled. It was a glorious moment in an otherwise awful, dismal time.

that picture of her is remarkable

Her or Kirsten Gillibrand.

Unfortunately, that might not be possible. Unless she was born in a military base in Bangkok, the city she was born in..:

I think that you might be right. Let’s hope that she gets a high profile speech slot at the midterm convention...and then see if Trump is destined to be beaten by a woman war-veteran in a wheelchair in 2020. I can imagine the sweetness already.

They’ll only debate how she’s doing everything wrong because she’ll be posting about everything she does on IG and doing interviews about how she’s the world’s greatest earth mother. Meanwhile, more famous and non-attention whoring celebrities have babies all the time, away from the cameras (see: Natalie Portman) and…

Tells you something about his impulse control no?

If only...

As an 80s kid who knew a bunch of cocker spaniels growing up, most of whom were bred at least once and all of whom had terrible personalities, I can affirm your fourth sentence. Heaven only knows what they were supposed to be like before they became popular.

She does. I just ran to the Root before my head exploded. Thank Meghan.

Doesn’t surprise me that there’s going to be one in Aggie Land. So happy my brother doesn’t live there anymore. Place is creepy.

Fun fact: My grandmother was first cousins of Carroll O’Connor and she and my uncle (and probably me in bad light/in a few years) were his spitting image. I never met him, but it’s cool. Archie Bunker’s chair is in the dang Smithsonian! I was just the wrong age for In the Heat of the Night and have never seen it, but…

Fellow Jezzies, I need your help. Am enduring round three of family court with an abusive ex, who has jeopardized our children’s lives over and over. Each time I get us back up on our feet, it bankrupts me again. I cannot adequately convey the devastating effect this has had on my children and me, financially and…