It would be years before police began to piece together the reports of missing bowlers from all over the country....

In my high school, two of the football players raped a girl in my class and the solution was to send her to another school district to live with her dad.  One of those guys used to sell my parents firewood until they installed their pellet stove.

We don’t really prosecute anyone for rape in this country.

But how does he KNOW they used the statue of Mary as a sex toy in 1625?

Screw Fraiser and Niles, lets check in and see how Carla and the kids are doing.  That’s the money reboot. 

It’s kind of sad that the rich, snobby douche was the spin off character from the show about about working class schmos in a bar.

Have you had to deal with Rick and Morty fans when you insult their precious?

This seems like a good place to remind people that when Farrell was filming in Toronto, a local radio offered 2000 for anyone who could bring Farrell in, so he went outside, found a homeless person and showed up at the station to get him the 2000. Then, later he ran into that homeless guy again, took him on a shopping…

The blackout caused Abuela Claudia’s heart attack.

Didn’t ScarJo and Kate McKinnon make that movie?

So, the best way to survive The Purge is just to rob a bank, because no one is going to be there, right?

I give it a year.

Its a fascinating story, but also super heartbreaking.

The correct answer should be Sa-Roc, but she raps at God Level.

Ah yes, a simpler time when we all decided the tweet about sex trafficking was hilarious.

People know good movies exist, right?

FF is a vampire franchise.  It cannot be killed by mere mortals. 

So many people are going to masturbate in that booth.

I highly recommend Shannon McNally’s album of Waylon Jennings covers.

I’m sure she will run right out and alter her fucking face to appease you.