You say, “I know Mr. Cruz, that’s what makes you a terrible senator.”

Because it might be a good idea if the person driving our single payer healthcare system doesn’t think the solution for Depression is “be happier.”

Long, dark gauze skirts can give you the best of both the covered and breezy worlds, if you can find them. We used to call them broomstick skirts.  Are those still a thing?

Can someone give her Jacinda Arden’s number so she can drop out?

I thought Klobacher kind of biffed it on immigration.  Not as bad as Tim “I’m gonna randomly bring up Guantanamo” Ryan, but it wasn’t great.

Does it occur to you that Bernie declares himself a socialist because socialists won’t have him on a bet?

If Root can be there, you can be there too, guy from Bones.

He hit on straight guys who didn’t want to be hit on?

The opioid crises was created by the private sector.

Ok. How does this apply to Louis CK?

So, 2021 will be the year Huffman wins an Oscar for her compelling portrayal of a woman in prison?

I try to make sure I counterbalance with plenty of searches for Serial Killers and Hitmen, so the advisers know I know how to hide a body.

He literally used the words that’s my responsibility.

Eh, let’s skip past the labia and go straight for the vagina.  This outfit isn’t going to stay outside the body for long.  In fact, we will be talking uterus in under an hour.

Whose idea was it to style her as the very criminal she is accused of being?  Put her in a “dressing for my humble and penitent job I will soon be getting” Penny’s suit.

What is a blackly naked rear end?

Unpopular opinion:  I like the pants and I like the top, I just do not like them together.  Also, the pants are giving me hope that they are starting to make pants long enough again. The person who decided ankle bones were the hot body trend of the past two years is my mortal enemy.  I also have a pattern for wide…

I spent my birthday taking the day off, doing laundry, going grocery shopping, and then I took a hike and I saw four bunnies and a hawk.  Despite being February 1, it was warm enough for shirt sleeves.  It was a good day.

She never got the confidence of a mediocre white man.

Sometime after we get past Trump and after whoever whoever takes over after him, we as a nation are going to have to unpack the fact that we didn’t elect Hillary Clinton president.  There is a whole other set of tears I cry when I think about never getting to have her as my president.