Jerry Jones decided to throw a music festival and book Lenard Skynard, Lauren Hill, Kid Rock and The Killers.  

That Wisconsin gun laws need to change not not mitigate the need for properly stored weapons.

People need to properly store their guns.

Added degree of eerie: her last name is pronounced the same as Polly Klaas’.

The Kasinskas and Nutter should each claim half of the money, then gift it to Closs.  It’s the only way she’s going to get it.

Some one just realized she has a chance to win the Oscar.

Senator Mazie Hirono is still asking every single nominee about sexual misconduct:

You will need:

So using a sewing machine or a needle and thread?

If you want me to, I can break it down and give you a step by step.  

It would be cool if she talked about any of those other things.

Who’s going to raise the other three kids, Star?

Because I have heard more about her Pussy than I have about some family members and it would be nice if she developed an interesting hobby to talk about.

On the other hand, Cardi has ample money for clothes that fit.  But that wouldn’t create opportunity for talking about her pussy some more.  

RBG ain’t going nowhere.

I like her. She has a strong work ethic and the political/policy knowledge and she is fearless.

There may also be a touch of butt hurt because she had around a 90% success rate endorsing candidates in the 2020 primaries and Bernie’s was less than 25%.

Or, just, if you are anything, make a dart.

If your pants are cutting your couch, they are poorly fitted length wise. You need a longer crotch, which generally means a size up.  You can tailor the rest.

If your pants are too tight and giving you camel toe, don’t you need pants in the correct clothing size?