The First Listen for Rosanne Cash’s She Remembers Everything is up on NPR:

But if they listen to their haters, why not be astrophysicists?  That would show us.

It’s most of the criticism heaped on the Kardashians that they are vapid?  

Most days are pretty fun.

What is up with the Netflix blood bath this year?

The bombs didn’t work, which rules out Montana.

Cool!

Dear Women of Brazil:

Nice!

They are trying to eat my inside crickets.

So, live action South Park episode

If you want to change your birthday, I will have your back. It is epically bad, like actual Nazi war criminal Bad.

Outside spiders are good.  Inside spiders are evil.  

Wasn’t he kind of a creep though, and then there was the whole thing with his daughter.  But even my two creepy guys have a ton of talent to balance everything out.  Other than that I just have annoyingly over priviledged (LMP) and walking reminder that pop isn’t a meritocracy (Styles.) 

Apparently, I also share a birthday with Jason Isbell. And, the worst I could find were Clark Gable and Rick James.

You also have Elliot Spitzer, Bobby Jindal, Lee Bruce and Oskar Groening.  (I thought Lisa Marie Presley and Harry Styles were bad).  I guess hold tight to Hattie McDaniel, Judy Garland, Faith Evans and Sasha Obama.

Why couldn’t Stormy Daniels have hired Gloria Allred?

You could share a birthday with the royal baby.  It would be nearly as cool as sharing a birthday with Langston Hughes (like I do.)

But now we know the entomology of Dorkus.

My god, the same woman was responsible for Greenbean Casserole AND Tuna Noodle Casserole.  Did she die of getting splashed with Holy Water because this shit is not of the Lord.