One of my favorite music stories of all time is when the CMAs told Alan Jackson he had to perform to a backing track. Jackson felt this was dishonest to the fans, so he had his drummer perform without sticks to clue the audience in to what was happening.
One of my great aunts died and one was rendered sterile from back alley abortions. But that’s only half of the story—to great aunts were tied to abusive husbands because they were not allowed access to birth control and my great grandmother died a fairly brutal and painful death from complications of having her 14th…
I slogged through Pilgrim’s Progress when I was 12 because we picked up a copy in a box of books at an auction and I was a snotty little shit and wanted to be able to tell everyone I did it.
Are we absolutely sure it’s too late for John Krasinski and Ryan Eggold to switch shows?
Did someone steal my idea to name my next fur baby Townes Van Cat?
*raises hand*
I work for the state and you’d be surprised how many people at your local Department of Health or DMV are actors, writers, animators, musicians, etc. It helps them get a pension and health insurance that creative gigs aren’t famous for.
We do have people in place to tell Trump that the Astrodome is the biggest and best stadium in Texas, right?
You forgot Witch Hunt.
Eh, dating hot blondes with racks is pretty much what you’d expect guys with low self-esteem, huge egos and no imagination to do.
Neither are Chopra and Jonas.
And winter doesn’t start until December 21st which is why is sucks. The major distraction holiday is a couple of days later and then we all go on an Austerity plan. We should have a feast for New Years as our embrace of comfort foods for the winter, then do the major gift enchange and family day around Fat Tuesday. …
Sorry that should be named. Idk, wtf autocorrect.
You missed Eminem’s anti-Trump freestyle? Google it now, I’ll wait. Honestly, his last album had some pretty good songs. He finally had some solid targets to punch.
Well, she has a type.
Also, do side note that if your are a wife beating dick who keeps your partner in shackles, maybe just go ahead and end it. Just don’t take anyone else with you.
20-30 Times sounds like a lot, but you have to wake up, try to figure out what you were dreaming about, realize it not a dream and someone is knocking then get yourself covered enough to feel safe answering.
It’s SNL, so...no.
It’s a Texas thing:
