SNL has you covered on that with one of their better skits in the last ten years...

Bingo. Ask someone to watch a 13-minute advertisement, and they’ll be smashing the “skip ad” button before you can finish the question (it is a brave man who browses the internet in 2021 without a decent adblocker); but make someone think that it’s something that they’re not supposed to see, and they’ll actively seek…

The problem is possibly the music. 99 Luftballons is a song by Nena, who is on the forefront of Anti-Vaccers and Covid-deniers in Germany, even going so far as to imply to concert-goers that they should ignore the restrictions under which the concerts were only allowed - leading to basically the cancellation of her…

This. Want this ..

But what a great way to to exploit the Streisand effect.

“No fun for you!”

Yeah, this makes me sad. I’ve never had the VW sausage or owned a VW product, but I’m still bummed. I got joy out of knowing that VW made sausage, and that it is actually quite good.

Those first 2 immediately disqualify you.

This will not convince a single vegan to buy a VW, but will hurt employee morale.

He should be allowed to get jobs. But this particular average white guy isn’t entitled to any of these specific jobs. And probably doesn’t deserve them, relative to his competition.

Dear Sony Picture Television,

Thanks for being in this comment section and reading my comment.

I am offering my application for host of Jeopardy! I’ll do it for half the cost of Mayim Bialik.

Here are my qualifications.

- Not a sexual predator
- Vaccinated
- So-So at reading notes off of a card

By all accounts (that I’ve read), he was successful in his EP role, especially in helping steer the ship through Trebek’s illness and death. I think this new information disqualifies him from an on-screen role, but that’s as far as I’m willing to go.

Unpopular opinion maybe, but is being sleazy in a podcast 7+ years ago really worthy of cancelling this guy from all employment opportunities?

Star for the reference. Now if you’ll excuse me, we’ve just pulled up to the house in my Porsche, and we need to get out.

you totally have a point here.  I find myself wanting a Cayman more and more everyday.

or existed...

My current theory is the older you get the more attractive Porsches become. Like the better they look. In my 20s I couldn’t understand why anyone would buy a new 911. Now I’m like...ooh, that’s nice.

Car culture is plagued by tribalism and cargo cult mentality, so I’m not surprised that enthusiasts would be turned off by certain brands and models.

I have a feeling most people here aren’t car enthusiasts: they just like certain cars.

Here. I’ll help everyone out....because I love you