Yeah, when people say what they “need” they may mean something utterly frivolous, but they may also mean “this is how we’ve decided to prioritize our lives to maximize our happiness.”

“ they can probably walk!”

Also for those ham-fisted folks - you do not GRAB the wheel. It is not some grab-bar to hoist away at, as chunk is the enemy. You steer and while in control, you grip is loose, using your fingers, not your palms. Those “big hands” arguments need not apply.

Both parents work outside the home and the teenager’s school, work and extracurriculars make life much easier for them if they have a car.

Ridiculously extra dumb is the best kind of dumb.

I hate Illinois Nazis...

Isn’t that headlining gif just ordinary longshore drift?

I remember my dad showing me this movie when I was like 12 and asking him during this scene: “Were all the movies in the 80's like this, or was this one extra dumb on purpose?”

fix the cigarette lighter 

Wow, I hadn’t noticed how badly it was damaged until I saw your freeze-frame...obliterated is a good representation.

“and there was said to be some damage to the Hyundai’s windshield after breaking through the arm at the exit of the drawbridge.”

Maybe they were on a mission from God to save an orphanage through a charity concert hosted by their old band.

Are the cops gonna do something about the, you know, Mexican drug cartel that seems to have set up shop in their town? Maybe they’re paying off all the right folks.

Can’t wait for EA to add microtransactions that make you upgrade your top speed/acceleration/anything else.

A person with a regular 9-5 job re-watched The Wire and decided to TRY the stuff they do on it?!

The part that I’m laughing at is, even a HS coach knows where the bad guys are.. and yet... the police don’t?.. and arrest the coach and not the cartel?

High risk, low reward.

He’s lucky he died in the shootout. Survivers typically only do so temporarily and their deaths are usually much more brutal. The cartel doesn't play. I doubt his friend will last long in prison.

I’m assuming it would have a line similar to this.