It’s almost as if THAT was the point of my joke.

I don’t sensimilla culpa coming from any of the Cavs anytime soon.

I can’t help but think that Windhorst probably googled “What does marijuana smell like” before chiming in.

I’m not sure that anyone else in that division can beat Aldo. Holloway justhas the necessary tools: ridiculous stamina, iron chin, and a long enough reach to trade without taking too much damage.

Mesmerizing and an example of the beautiful game being played at its purest.

He’s a soccer player - already well practiced in going from active player to agonizing, writhing casualty and back to player.  This transition was nothing.

The suckerpunch to peacemaker to startled bystander transition was mesmerizing.

Or the 40 minute interview PMT did with Jim Harbaugh last week.

Not trying to pick sides here, but one thing Barstool definitely kicks Deadspin’s ass at is actual engagement with athletes. A LOT of athletes follow Barstool and interact with their writers and appear in their content (in their podcasts, in their videos, etc.). Barstool invented the “SATURDAYS ARE FOR THE BOYS”…

Despite BSS’s colorful antics, they haven’t been sued into oblivion with former managing editors and founders disgraced in a Florida courtroom.

You mock their readers and brush aside their contributors, but the site has weekly guests from multiple athletes, coaches, media personalities and celebrities. How many does…

(Barshit or barstool or whatever the fuck it is)

Big Cat and PFT are legitimately amazing characters and I honestly hope they get too big for barstool and do their own thing. They also added that Donnie Does China guy who is a fucking maniac and is going to end up in a Chinese labor camp.

Pardon My Take > Any and all “sports” blogs, pods, and sites

Never forget

You sound kind of miserable, man. Perhaps a walk?

No, apparently Orton and Bully Ray legitimately hate each other. It goes back to a show in like 2004 or 2005 where Bully injured either Orton or Bautista on a careless move and then chewed one of them out as they were being loaded into an ambulance. It was a tag team match (playa) between the Dudleys and…

You could’ve hit “Cancel” instead of “Publish” and nobody ever would’ve known.

But still, financially and even ratings-wise, hasn’t his career been fine? I’m just asking what else could he have done besides subjectively better matches?

How on earth is he the biggest underachiever?

I dunno, I just didn’t enjoy the controls. Shovel Knight and (especially) Specter Knight just feel more snappy and satisfying to me. Plague Knight kinda felt like a chore to play, because it felt like you had to put so much work into basic jumping/attacking.