Come on man. At least read the article you linked. You could get away with it in 2003 because there were no penalties.

Same boat. That and Mario Maker are all I’d want to play, can’t justify paying full price right now.

Gum, seeds and trying to avoid places where you always dipped. Which, I will admit, is nearly impossible if you were like me - dip after a meal, dip watching tv, dip playing video games, dip in the car. There’s also different non-tobacco chew products that help, like Baccoff.

I’m a pretty big WWE fan but somehow had no idea that his real name was Austin Creed. That’s a better name than Xavier Woods, but then I suppose WWE couldn’t trademark it.

Yeah I agree. I played baseball in college and some of my best memories are from going to the neighborhood diner with my teammates on Saturday mornings before double headers.

If Mr. and/or Mrs. Stotch out find out about that, you’re going to be super grounded.

I think it’s a couple of degrees above puffery. It’s a misrepresentation of what the website said.

I also have an unhealthy obsession with Mega Man music, so I can forgive not knowing those. The title screen music was awesome. Mega Man 2 Wiley stage theme is still the champ though.

Whaaaa???? Snake Man?!?! Magnet Man?!?! Top Man?!?!?!

That comment made me shudder.

That’s awesome. Really cool that you (and Dan) inspired Tristan.

Re: Bartering. I actually did this today with Comcast.

Yeah, I found that to be kind of a subjective comment. Now if he said something like 15-20 hours a week, and it was getting in the way of other obligations, I could see that. I work 830-5, workout, then a few times a week play xbox for an hour or so, then a few more hours on the weekend.

I tip 20% no matter what. It would have to be really above and beyond horrible service for me to go lower than that. The one and only time I gave a zero tip is when the food was all brought out cold and the manager and waiter didn’t give a shit. I could have probably lived with that, but when I saw the waiter make a…

Yeah exactly. I remember a website called the Junior Hockey Bible that had a bunch of sex acts like that listed, and this was back in probably 2003-2004. The poltergeist was the Houdini, the Abraham Lincoln was on there as well. The female comics may have a case for joke stealing, but I don’t think she took anything…

Nothing worse than the owner of a misbehaved dog who thinks it’s funny. “Haha, look at Spike, jumping in your lap and eating off your plate! He’s such a funny boy!” No he isn’t, hes an asshole. I love dogs, but I can’t stand that.

But she’s a woman? Umm hello? Has she ever hit a fastball? Has she ever legged out a triple on a BIG LEAGUE diamond? Has she ever done roids?

I think it’s one of two things: He took Ambien, was fucked up by it, and wandered over to the police station (I think Ambien is a class D drug in Massachusetts), or, he ate a pot brownie, freaked the fuck out, and walked over to the police station. The station is apparently a literal stone’s throw from his house.

I feel the same way. Before I even claimed the money (which I would anonymously through a trust) I would have a lawyer, accountant and financial planner all lined up. When I’m daydreaming, I usually say I want to buy a house, travel, a car and pay off my students loans and my friends loans. After that, there’s not…

MA resident here, I didn’t know that. I read that you can’t claim the prize anonymously, but I didn’t know claiming it through a trust was allowed. That is definitely the move. I would not want everyone to know that I now had hundreds of millions of dollars.