There’s no way this isn’t going to insult a lot of commenters, but blonde women all look virtually identical to me. It doesn’t matter whether they’re objectively pretty or altogether plain. They’re all basically meerkats to me, just mammals skittering about one another interchangeably.

Well hammers serve a specific purpose, hitting things. One could argue that by following that purpose hammers are smart, they’re playing to their own individual strengths and maximizing their potential.

Rocks generally serve no specific purpose but can be adapted to a wide variety of purposes ranging from hitting…