Man, it's things like this that make me so thankful for my parents. They've accepted me for who I am, even if they don't understand it.

Oh good, I was briefly worried that R. Kelly would do something that WASN'T horrible so I'd have to start saying "he's a pedophile and a rapist but he does at least stand by his kids." Nope! Just a terrible human being wall-to-wall. It's almost refreshing in its simplicity.

I am an athiest so don't have a valid opinion. But it seems like this Pope is Pope-in' the hell out of his job—and the world has needed a good Pope-in'.

Now please excommunicate all drug lords and cartel members. It's so annoying watching them wear crosses and religious imagery while they hang dozens of people from bridges and dismember and burn victims in their cars while they're still alive.

I'm Catholic* and really love this guy and REALLY REALLY hope nothing bad happens to him because of this.

Yep, the university where I'll begin teaching (my first tenure-track position, yeah!) does not have maternity leave behind the limited federal mandate because male union members thought it was unfair for women to have an additional "vacation." Hahaha, like any mother ever has seen maternity leave as "vacation"! Also,…

I didn't have room to include this in the piece, but this quote from Kimberly Theidon is heartbreaking:

This is an excellent piece of journalism. Callie and all the Jez staff should be proud of what they've done here. I've been an outspoken critic of a lot of the stuff that goes on here but stories ike this are whyw e need places like Jezebel, to do this kind of reporting and bring these things to light. What makes me…

Not all lentils!

Someone's probably already done this already, but I have to:

I don't know what the whole internet is going on about! Last I saw, the beautiful Prince Oberyn tripped over The Mountain's dead body and dropped his pack of Tic-Tacs all over the floor and LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!!!!!!

Missandei and Grey Worm! At last, a sweet young romance! This series needed to have ONE...

Just make sure that Harry ends up with Hermione at the end!

We're all thinking about quitting our jobs to write fan fiction now, right?

I created a narrative in my mind where Grey Worm and Missandei have a loving relationship full of oral splendors and, if they want to have children, they adopt orphans. It was so modern and perfect!

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE DO A MONTAGE OF OBERYN, SET TO SARAH MCLAUGHLIN'S 'I WILL REMEMBER YOU'? I NEED THIS.

To Mister Grey Worm I say: What the hips can't do, the lips can. Get in there and WERK IT!!!!

"Just because I messed around with you doesn't mean I want anything to so with you, yet here you are leaving your boyfriend who can actually stand to be around you to come here and try to help me"