They realize they have a problem, but they still haven't quite figured out what it is. Weird.

See, this is always the problem I am going to have with the "sexy" idea of incorporating food into sex. That just sounds...kind of sticky. Brie is definitely too much, but even the traditional standbys, like chocolate or whipped cream. I feel like he'd drizzle it over me, lick it tantalizingly, and then try to move…

They're talking about women they're running against in elections and voters. There are no "girls" in either of those groups.

personally, i love how they're all talking about being more "sensitive", as if women need to be talked to gently, instead of the obvious; that we need to be talked to and about like we're actual goddamn adult human beings.

I'm trying to imagine the templates they must give Republican guys to memorize. Wow. Much sensitive. Many females. Such compassion. So care.

The thing that slayed me was Boehner's quote about referring to women as "females". Wow, good start on "reaching out", dumbfuck.

It's "director".

Goodness gracious me, how ignorant ARE you? Women are 50% of the human race, and the tech/business world is crammed with women qualified to sit on a board of a major corporation like that, so therefore Twitter's excuse of "but we couldn't find any" was transparently bullshit. Turns out they could find plenty of women…

Now now, ladies. The text of that advert is actually gender neutral. Jez are the real sexists here for assuming men couldn't possibly prefer a bit of knitting!

Thank. You.

My husband and I are staying in the house that was my Grandparent's home for more than 30 years. It's located in a summer resort town, but my family has always loved thanksgiving here and my grandmother was a fabulous cook. She made everything from scratch and started preparing a solid week in advance. It was her…

I think you should demand that they submit to a piss test before they get their free turkey dinner.

OOOOOO the Xbone can play movies? Can we watch The Notebook? My vagina and I need a good cry.

The thing that really rankles is that video gaming, computers, "nerd industries," etc., were followed pretty equally by men and women when they started... later, they closed ranks and rewrote history to make it seem like it had always been that way.

Sadly, it seems to just make them cling to their hierarchy all the stronger. Cause at least they're the king of something, right?

Hey, I like doing both too. It's almost like women are complex, you know? WE CONTAIN MULTITUDES! AND STUFF.

My best gaming-while-XX story:

But it's like— they might have been nerdy loser men, but at least they were still men, you know? Now that women are in the mix it's like, what power do they have left?! *dissolves into hysterics*

Because those things were long considered a man's domain, and now that women are starting to enjoy these things, many members of the community feel threatened, like their exclusive lifestyle is somehow becoming less special because lady persons like it.

The "girl gamer" is a legendary creature much like the storied mermaid, a deadly and beautiful nymph that lures men to their deaths by pretending to enjoy video games while really having a Lynchian case of vagina dentata and an insatiable neckbeard bloodlust.