That is a lot better and I appreciate your cooperation in these trying times.

That is dumb. YOU should stop.

Maybe I’m just not as much of a sports fan as I thought I was, but actively hating any player on any team just strikes me as a super strange waste of emotion. These guys didn’t kill your dog or fuck your girlfriend or anything.

This is so fucking pathetic and I hate every liberal that bends over backward to excuse it.

I think you’re spot on, saying that as someone who has KIND of been on both sides of the argument. I’m a guy who was in a multiple year relationship with a girl who was also a big-time gamer. At first we would play games for hours together, or she’d even be happy just to watch if it were something more cinematic.…

That tweet from the NFL was written like it was meant to be read by lower primates.

From your linked article:

What a strange hill to die on.

Clearly someone stuck their broom too far up your ass.

Remember when that draft was a toss-up at #1 between Smith and Rodgers and then Rodgers fell 23 spots to go to Green Bay? I love Alex Smith.

You should probably just be a regular columnist here.

A player is in an offside position if they are in the opposing team’s half of the field and is also “nearer to the opponents’ goal line than both the ball and the second-last opponent.”

Just gotta stick up for Syracuse here and say that the football team is more interesting right now under Babers than it has been in at least a decade, and the problems with the basketball team have a lot to do with scholarship restrictions and unexpected departures that HOPEFULLY won’t be continuing in years to come.

Fascinating take, thank you.

How to Become Andy Reid by Cheese by Andy Reid

You sound like an unhinged dipshit. Take your adderall.

Waiters?

Somebody needs to chill with the - hyphenations.

Idiot Americans get psychotic over on-the-job failures way less tragic than this. They’ll literally riot over a restaurant not having enough szechuan sauce or some equally stupid shit. A police officer cowering outside while high-schoolers get murdered a few yards away? He was just scccarrreedddd.

I’m super happy to live in a country where the costs of medical care are determined by guess-timations over the amount that some corporation will cover. It’s like roulette, but with human lives.