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I pray for their livers and their souls.

Andrew Johnson was a Democrat. Platforms shift and change. You can only judge people as individuals.

His front-ass makes me want to become anorexic.

This is why I’ve been drunk since October.

Isiah Thomas retired in 1994. Isaiah Thomas is 28 years old with lingering hip problems and also happens to be only 5'8". What happens when the Cavs are no better off when he returns?

Found the Lithuanian?

Based on the size of the thing and the obvious muscle strain, that’s gotta be around 75 lbs.

I think this dude might be Goku.

Maybe ONLY in the blocks category. In every other way it’s Love.

Because then an arm gets snapped.

Mayweather probably still loses in the 1st via submission.

I respect that.

I guess we can agree on something.

You’re welcome to it, it’s just a bad one probably not made in good faith.

Does a bidet really make TP totally unnecessary though? The paranoia over it would kill me.

Maybe the burglars are shit fetishists too.

The shit you wrote is mostly inane. People would be better off not reading it.

Great comment. Thanks for the perspective.

We’re talking about Dom Capers, so yeah you’re probably right.

The second guy knows exactly what and who is found on Grindr