I caught up with Conan around the time he was about to be exiled to TBS. Seemed like a smart, funny show that didn't have to rely on gimmicks to get viewers. *cough*Fallon*cough*

Seems less genuine with copypasta

Don't be an Ann-hog

That was more heartbreaking than the episode of Futurama with Seymour.

How the fuck does that work?

I have to wonder how much his later career really got to him. I was sad to hear he took on roles he felt embarrassed to take. Robin was a wonderfully kind-hearted man with great depth of talent and wit. I not only feel sad for his passing but withdrawal at the lack of his presence. The world feels really irregular…

I hope all the homeless people could enjoy Bloomberg's appearance.

Fred Armisen's a power?

Gottfried's a sage, but I'll never forgive him for not revealing the truth of BOB SAGET RAAAAAAAPING AND KILLING A GIRL IN 1990!

Paul Rudd as Jay Pharoah.

Now look what you did! http://imgur.com/TXZ5RBv

And Sideshow Mel

Oh…can I see it?

Corky Swartzwelder?

I was thinking Chip Davis…

It does not!

Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

I'm sure it plays better on T.V.

Now, let's burn rubber baby!

Hold on a second. *toilet flush*