It’s dictator chic.

Asked how he settled on General McMaster, Trump answered, “McMaster?! Wait! I thought I was nominating General McCheese.”

What the fuck did I get myself into.....

Love the spin: “We were just practicing so we could weed out the problems.” Riiiiight.

God, he is so desperate to be liked.

*Who then cheats on the assignment.

Jared is the kid in 6th grade who smugly reminds the teacher she forgot to give out homework right before dismissal for the winter break.

Yeah, it’s almost as though there’s just something about them that’s . . . different —

Jared Kushner looks like the perfect, caring fiancé in a L&O SVU episode who is later revealed to have been kidnapping all those brunettes and dressing them up in his late mother’s clothes.

if I did a tenth of what [Hillary Clinton] did, I would be in jail today.”

A little O/T but this is making the rounds on Facebook about our new FLOTUS and it’s hilarious and wrong and I want someone to make a movie out of it.

One part shock, one part loyalist stooges, one part audience plants.

Trump wouldn’t turn down a white Russian though.

At this point, I’m no longer anti-Trump...I’m simply pro-competence and pro-professionalism. My bar has dropped so far that I’m thinking to myself that Ted Cruz wouldn’t have been so bad.

I love how all the Trump supporters in the comments who are ‘appalled’ at Gizmodo expressing something vaguely akin to a political bias (gasp!) can’t recognize that Donald Trump is, at this point, far beyond the traditional left / right divide in Washington discourse.

Hahaha. And with that comment you’ve single-handedly proven the widely held belief that Trump supporters are hysterical drama queens with below average intelligence.

Hmm... what do you think journalism is good for, if not to cover politics?

i want back into the matrix.

10/10 Run-on sentence.