stopwiththesoup
stopwiththesoup
stopwiththesoup

They had all that money and all that talent, and they decided to make an alien horror movie that looks like Gravity. Like someone somehow caught Species 2 and Gravity back to back in some depressing middle-of-the-night drunken stupor and the shitty hand of half-reasoned inspiration touched them. They couldn’t even be

octopus/ribbon alien, you say?

The Swedes feel the same way. Trump wanting to do away with affordable healthcare is just mind boggling to Swedes. Add in the hatred of gay people and the rise of the religious right in this country who are told to love one another and they are just stunned.

I call them “Bowl of Soup” suits after the Czernik line in “Caddyshack”:

I’m imagining the extra sting having McCarthy play him added to the Orange one and his troll watching. A WOMAN? A FAT WOMAN? OMG The horror. LOL.

Bobby Moynihan’s horror face as Glenn Thrush is just me everyday now.

I love how SNL doesn’t even have to satirize what’s going on to be funny. They just have to summarize it.

McCarthy’s Spicer was the best political impression. Period.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

My God he’s so awful and cringeworthy!

But the hands will get MUCH larger...

Wanna start a pool on when he’ll be fired? I’m going to give it 2 more weeks. Holy moly he’s bad at this whole “communication” thing.

You know, it’s really amazing how easily you can connect the homophobia of the Right with their suppressed desire to have a really strong Daddy.

Steve Bannon looks like the birthday clown that has a restraining order to not be within 100 yards of a Chuck E. Cheese.

Steve Bannon looks like the guy who hangs out at game stores and tells all the 16 year olds about the valuable Magic: The Gathering cards he totally used to have, but his damn harpy wife took ‘em all when they got divorced before it quickly becomes apparent he’s never been married.

Steve Bannon looks like a mall Santa who got fired for beard lice.

Steve Bannon looks like every description of Wilbur Whately from HP Lovecrafts “The Dunwich Horror.”