Forget Home Alone. If you haven’t seen it do yourself a favor and see him in Cutter’s Way (1981).

It’s like car accident inside of a train wreck aboard the Hindenburg crashing down on top of the Titanic.

Oh I get it— it’s cause it looks like pee, right?

Criminy, these wealthy old white guys just can’t let the 20th go, can they?

I know it seems lame, but I hope they invite John Cusack to the wedding.

It’s funny because it’s almost like some Trump enthusiasts are borderline illiterate morons with no history, context, or critical thinking skills.... lolzzzz

It’s like a parody of an obliviously empty, cheese-laden patriotic pastiche... except....

Yes.

“... a genuine president...”

So, continuing the ‘destroy everything the black guy did’ agenda.

I’m a little surprised the Dragonlance series hasn’t been strip-mined to death as a poorly CGI’d, totally incomprehensible movie franchise populated with third rate character actors from the early 2000s.

Lying, obviously.

I started nodding off after something something plane crash... you know, nevermind— I’d rather just see Abbott & Costello meet Frankenstein.

meeee too...

Cow down?

Among it varied and satisfying attributes, the film is a great primer for Idiocracy— right down to smoking, drinking pregnant girl walking in the background of a random scene.

I’m Sam Neil in Sleeping Dogs watching Warren Oates smoke a doobie onscreen.

dump trump

He’s gonna die in prison eh?