Yeesh! So much Fremdscham. 

(Eyes Wide Shut Party)

I’m guessing one of those two has never even kissed a girl.

Is that supposed to be the ‘cleaned-up’ version of Bannon?

If Cate Blanchett can get an Oscar for channeling Katherine Hepburn then Annette Bening should’ve gotten one for The Grifters for channeling Gloria Grahame. Just sayin’

Steve Bannon looks like the post-op sex change Aunt Bee.

So the stacks of “Business Papers” on the desk, I’m assuming, are props?

Everything is size with this guy...

Now it’s turned into a Jerry Lewis movie.

Dumb people who think they know better— one of the foundations of comedy since ever.

Yeah, well I haven’t exactly been 100% on everything Leo— but I really did love his hilariously skewered channeling of Victor Buono in that Django flick.

Where’d the cheese go?

It’s all so 20th Century, isn’t it? It’s like they’re all scared shitless to just let it go.

I just wanted to add that Daniel Squadron is a really, really great band name.

And here we go on the non-stop flight to 1690's Salem.

I love stumbling on these things and have been casually collecting them for over 30 years along with all sorts of ridiculous, presumptuous religious paraphernalia. I keep it all in “The God Box”. Hi-Larious stuff!

It was one of those trailers for a movie that seemed more “Cute” than “Good”.

Ya had me all the way until “Ron Howard”...

This, of course, really has been a brand positioning commercial for the upcoming Trump Media empire.