I’m gonna go ahead and assume the King of Yellowface is Mr. Yunioshi?

Actually, the real surprise for me was that this happened in Paoli, Indiana not Paoli, Pennsylvania.

Look kids, it’s a snake eating it’s own tail.

It looks like Michael Cole and Jimmy Page ate Richard Burton after a three day coke binge.

Thanks, Uncle Leo.

Every so often, when feel the still-unhealed tears in the bottom part of my ear from the constant earlobe twisting, I think of the nuns.

One word: Tobolowsky

Only three of those were news to me.