Does this make it a breach of contract? So that I may terminate the contract with the early termination fee?

They say "With 25 seconds left in the penalty" as the number 25 referee crosses the camera. BUM BUM BUM!!

Let's leave LeBron out of this...

Yup, just another day in the good ol' Sunshine State!

Mine was HalfHT in 94-95, after the hard drive. Basically the first thing I looked at. But isn't that what most people do? Right? RIGHT?

@justinpe: ca.gizmodo.com

I don't think a New York cop has any jurisdiction in Chicago...

@86LX5.0: You seem to have a bad ear infucktion

Major professionalism here. Singlehandedly, you are going to win Gawker many awards.

@Donald McGhee: Greedo shot first

Uhhhh...Does anyone recognize the font from Rock Band? And a currency calculator puts the value of that note at $264,065,140,771.67 USD...

That's not the skyline. That's at Merrick Park in Coral Gables, a very upscale shopping mall.

@Chernobyl: ca.gizmodo.com

@Tikitiki: At least producing the ink will be a huge pleasure.

@kicking222: Jersey isn't full of assholes?

And by "US" I hope you mean people that actually live in Miami and have supported this team for decades?

@podspawn: You've piqued my interest

But there's nothing stopping me from taking a screenshot of it and then printing that out! DERP!

miami?

I think it would be pretty funny/sad if saw that everyone that he knows and loves just flips him off behind his back