Oh the magic you can do with motorized faders and automation

Or you could just turn it on through the video camera

I'm pretty sure we'd all be flung into the nearest object at a high speed, as we would still be going as fast as it spun

Explosive diarrhea

Another helpful tip: if you're filling up a large container, more often then not you can flip the "cobra head" up for a non thumb numbing continuous flow

@Winston Smith: You're really not getting this, are you?

Wow, this is actually fucking real.

Hey guys, keg's out back!

Looks like a transformer from the newer movies: ugly and complicated.

That Reliant Robin segment had me in stitches the whole time

Use dredgers

Euro lights.

OOOOORRRRRRRR........ You could just paint it yourself.

Sooooooooo.....There's an app for your iphone that will find your stolen iphone?

@StopTheLHC: The last part was 100% spot on btw

But if they did that, it would be harder to pay off the officials!

What if I use my comp to watch tv?

@Bullet_Tooth_Tony: Well you do have the right to do so, just as all of us have a right to bash the vuvuzela

@Bullet_Tooth_Tony: An annoying piece of plastic is a good place to start.

@vinod1978: Ah.