I’m confused by the “alleged leak” of the recipe. The recipe isn’t exactly secret. You can by Big Mac sauce at the grocery store in Canada. The ingredients are right there on the label.

Hmmm.... I am little concerned about number 11. In order to join the mile high club you have to do the act during the flight. If they decide to kick you off for this, do they provide a parachute? Or are you just expected to provide your own?

Oh no! You don’t know how to be successful without a tie? I feel for you.

I believe that polution really is bad for the planet. And the only reason the GOP pretends it isn’t is to keep selling oil, because they profit off of it. Crazy. I know.