Its curvy before curvy came to be chubby. 

I’ve seen more road rash from someone falling off a bicycle while stopped.

How lucky her motorcycle crashed during the golden hour.

Yes, she definitely seems like Gen Z’s Trent Reznor, more than anything else, which is fine and not a bad thing to be.

I think it’s more that everyone is praising her way of dressing as a reaction to the way other women dress, and it isn’t. There’s nothing wrong with the way Ariana Grande dresses OR the way Eilish dresses. Like you, I was a younger woman who didn’t want to wear makeup or dresses...but what we don’t want is for one…

I can’t believe people believe anything about this girl. Ms “type to seduce your dad” looks like a HEAVILY manufactured anti-pop star. It’s beyond blatant. Her team rummaged thru tumblr and twitter and gave her her “style”. Chile please. 

The obvious choice is for Billie Eilish to collaborate with Lil Nas X and put “Old Town Bad Guy Road: The Despacito Hillbilly Emo Mumblerap Mix” on the top of the charts for the next five months.

“He wasn’t rich in love or in friends but he was rich enough in cash to buy this overpriced, floating deathtrap.”

Hot take; Chip Foose’s designs are tacky and not remotely good looking. Just like those old man shirts he wears. 

This is almost certainly the best take here. I’m a young Gen-Xer and this is the first Corvette that I’m attracted to in *years*. No, that’s not quite right. The first in *decades*.

“‘No more chrome’ she says? I’ll show them....I’ll show them ALL, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” *sketches furiously*

I always thought the boomers were why the automatic was popular, what with their bad knees and such.

This comment looks like two people having sex. 

I drove a Countach once, and it was a very uncomfortable car for a tall guy to drive.

They all come with manuals.   The problem is that they are in the glovebox and start off with explained how to get the car out of Park.

A$AP says he represents SOHO and Beverly Hills, he can’t relate to us.

hold up, if there’s one good trait about ol Kim it’s that has the cleanest bald fade of any world leader. What he’s doing on top is debatable... but based on the fade I’m concerned he may have kidnapped a barber from LA or something.

Yup. We had mullet, catfish, trout, and can’t forget the chicken.

Whaaaaa? I knew that tee had to be bogus cause if it was fubu, it would’ve depicted some ribs (pork and beef) on a big ass grill manned by a sweaty, robust, bald brother in a sauce-splattered apron with a towel slung over his shoulders and some tongs turning that seasoned and marinated meat at the appointed time. I…

Cookout’s cancelled this year.