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1/8/14

I challenge your huge hip bones to a duel! She with the biggest bruise from hitting it on a door knob or counter top wins!

1/8/14

"As a result, police and emergency vehicles were delayed in responding to reports of a missing child and a cardiac arrest."

1/8/14

That's some BULL. SHIT. My kitty (pictured) and I are going to find those people and punch them in the face/claw their eyes out. Oh, and "management", too.

1/8/14

Can't be much worse than strapless....

1/8/14

For the person who REALLY wants her wedding photos to look dated in 10 years.

1/8/14

Whoa whoa whoa — Michelle Rodriguez making out news made me miss everything else.

1/7/14

I have exactly two thoughts about this:

1/7/14

Mine did, but I only got my first period a few months before I was 15. I don't think my facial bones finished growing until I was about 21-22, my cheekbones and jaw are so much broader now than when I was a teenager, which makes my features look much smaller. My hips also grew a great deal in my early 20s. I have a…

1/6/14

Actually, my son had braces on his baby teeth. He had a cross bite, so a palette expander to make room, then the braces to move the teeth into position. His baby teeth were so tightly packed that they have still not all fallen out at age 10. The idea is to make theses big changes while you are still growing, directing…

1/6/14

The coldest, saddest puppy in Illinois

1/6/14

Or just tell them they will get it when they are older and leave it at that.

1/6/14

Nothing annoys me more than people who don't get the simple concept of turn the channel if you don't like something. Especially if it's an established show and you know they sometimes do humor like this. How about you stop watching it with your kids?

12/19/13

I peed a little. Erin is the funniest, hands down.

12/19/13