I'm sorry Jezebel, but y'all have lost the benefit of a doubt for being smug about Miley Cyrus because of your continuous need to promote her.

Apparently last year she attempted suicide, overdosed, so severely that she had a brain aneurysm and nearly died. So I guess in theory it could be all of the above, which is really awful. Girl needs help.

Maybe my friends all got really lucky but that's how it worked for them. One couple got a newborn girl the day after they were approved (of course it almost went bad because they were so excited and they didn't pay attention when they were told there was a maternal grandmother and then they almost lost her 6 months…

Yep, came on here to say the same thing. I don't even know why we're entertaining this. I really don't want to see someone devolve into a heap of mental mush right before our eyes like with Amanda Bynes. That was painful as fuck.

Tila has had problems long before that... I think the whole Hitler thing is a bit new, but she's been ranting on about being spied on by secret orgs, etc for an incredibly long time. Her writing/ranting has actually been getting progressively worse. This isn't some "nutball racist", this is someone who is mentally ill…

I believe she has some traumatic brain injury - I remember hearing about her assaulted at a gathering of the juggolos and then she has also had a brain aneurysm? I could be wrong.

I was coming to post that she sounds like some of my (former) clients with schizophrenia. Though, she does also closely resemble a client who had significant brain damage from drugs and violence.

I'd be happy with a 30 minute short of him and his older lookalike Timothy Olyphant shirtless wrestling.

God bless you for listing "open bar" as a priority. It was one of ours, too (along with music and interesting venue for reception). I think it's just unfair to expect people to get all dressed up, buy a gift, and travel to your special day and not reward them with a nice glass of their favorite bev. Or three.

It's because they count the dick size of unborn children there.