Girls doesn't speak to me anymore than Sex in the City did. The TV character that best represents me in my 20's is probably Nick Miller on New Girl, and I'm a lady. (Don't worry, I have my shit together now that I'm in my 30's.)

It actually made me feel better about having kids because not all of them had giant, elaborate nurseries like you see on Pinterest. Since my future baby will be a tiny apartment dweller like his/her parents, it was nice to see other people in a space crunch.

Aw, he's adorable! Such a sassy expression on his face. :) I love Best Friends. They're a great organization.

Ha, joke's on you, thinspo people, when I lay down I have a "bikini bridge" due to my GIGANTOR hip bones. They're simply massive and stick up way higher than my stomach simply because they're huge. Anyway, I guess what I'm saying is my hip bones can beat up your hip bones and also this whole thing is absurd.

I don't know, maybe this will be his downfall! Sometimes it's not the giant things, it's more like that weird noise Howard Dean made or that time Michael Dukakis rode in a tank and it made him look small. (Or something? I don't exactly remember.) Anyway, I feel like something this petty and shitty and... New…

No kill shelters and rescue groups are great, but if you have a high kill shelter in your area, definitely adopt from there. Sometimes only the cutest and most friendly dogs and cats get saved by the rescue groups and other shelters. There are MANY, many dogs that don't and will be put down, including, very nearly,…

Similar story - I read about a poor doggie named Peanut who was left outside by his owner in the cold, without food or water, and he literally FROZE TO THE GROUND. The deputy sheriff that found him had to spend 30 min getting his paws and stomach off of the combination of ice and feces he had stuck to. :( But…

Huh, I feel like my face changed a LOT between 15 and say, 23. But maybe I have a weird face. (It's entirely possible that I do.)

But don't people's faces change a lot as they grow up? I'm kind of appalled at the idea of giving a nose and chin job to balance out a child's face, which is surely to change with age. There are many wonderful charities that perform surgeries for actual deformities (like a cleft palate) and I fully support those,…

Yay! Somewhere (Defamer?) they did a round up videos/stand up of all the women being considered and she was my fave! Woo hoo!

Sweet fancy JESUS that dog is cute. Poor baby!

Yeah, that was the other thing I forgot to mention - I would've gotten 0% of those jokes when I was a kid. You're not legally required to break down an anal sex joke for your 6 year old. You'll get it when you're older works fine, you're right.

I will never stop being annoyed at the 'how dare you make me explain blank to my children' complaint. It's like, sorry, you do have to explain literally everything to your kid. Cause you're a parent. And that's your kid. Not to mention you're going to have to explain very difficult stuff, like poverty and war and…

LOL! Yes, do it, please.

I feel like this is part of a common problem I've noticed lately. Since we all, even private citizens, have so many venues through which to constantly express our personal opinions, we end up so focused on those opinions we forget the actual people involved. I noticed this a lot in relation to Nelson Mandela's death…

And you certainly did! But the trouble is, now I'm going to have to give this to all of my friends when they have boy children, just to see the wtf reaction.

Ha! That GIF is perfection.

"I guess you're supposed to give this to your mother-in-law. Or, if you want to make it fun, your coworker who just gave birth to a baby boy."

Wow, and with the state of album sales/the music industry, that's really like 5 million. For some perspective on how low normal album sales are these days, back in 2011, Amos Lee broke the record for lowest number of albums sold that still charted number one on billboard with only 40,000 records. (There's probably a…

Maybe she just smiles a lot?