My barber loves to talk, so I don't have to say much. Usually I ask him about his latest cruise, and that fills up the 15 minutes.

IARC didn't find anything conclusive on cooking methods:

Considering the WHO considers red meat as a probable carcinogen, it's still probably healthier than eating a real hamburger.

not funny? hmm, I guess I didn't explain it enough…

Lindane
Anti-parasite
It can treat scabies when applied as a lotion. It can also treat head lice and crab lice (pubic lice) when applied as a shampoo.

I Kwell, you Kwell, we all Kwell for lice cream!

Try again, I just got one.

(check out sex tape)

"You can't always run away from your problems, Barry! Sometimes you have to run around them, in a circle!"

It's the circle of memes. In a couple years we'll all be obsessed with bacon again. In the meantime, Keep Calm and All Your Base Are Belong To Us.

One of the 4 sets being a coffee shop doesn't help.

The Flash is the worst for this. Everyone holding their cups with 2 fingers, practically throwing them at each other.

French fries are the safest food to eat on TV, since no one will notice those 2 fries missing on subsequent takes. Or lo mein, where you can't see in the box.

The #2 site? You guessed it, frankstallone.com

Is it on xHamster?

Boy, I could sure go for some HORMEL BLACK LABEL BACON THICK CUT, 16.0 OZ right about now. How about you, GENTLE HERPES, would you care for some HORMEL BLACK LABEL BACON THICK CUT, 16.0 OZ? I really just can't get enough HORMEL BLACK LABEL BACON THICK CUT, 16.0 OZ!

True. Personality-wise, he's more of a Brown-Headed Cowbird. A brood parasite who coasts by on some other loser's hard work.

Or go hunting with Cheney

Oh no! He's stuck in an infinite loop!

Do() I!