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Ha! I wonder if he used this technique:

Oh fuck
Bill de Blasio
He's such
A fucking jerk

Actually after the fight at the donut shop, he had lunch with his friends, and died in his apartment the next day. And was apparently extremely drunk through all of this.

Who the fuck reads?

Wouldn't the president only be able to pardon him for a federal crime, not a state one? Or is the case a federal one, because it was on a state border?

What's this? Uh oh! It's too much tuna!

Or, depending on where you are, green or red—not roobios; in China they describe the color of the drink so black tea is "red".

Curry the dish predates Curry the leaf (linguistically), and mosty curry dishes don't have "curry" leaf.

I was sick, and the Santa Anas pushed the temps up to the 90s, so not much. Spent most of my conscious time at home, reading The Drawing of the Three (King's 2nd dark tower book) or watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Or the spinoff game show, Neill or O'Neal.

Stride Magnum bought brand new FERraRi after working form home
in just 3 WEEkS!

Your honor, under Maritime law, everyone is considered an adult. And verbally abusing adults is not a crime!

Four bucks!? Someone forgot their coupon

I did it for you, you got Blobfish

To be fair, that one is from the books (Arthur Weasley)

I get it, because the female titmouse is an independent and empowered woman

"Why is it always eel?"

Apparently a titmouse is a bird!