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I got an adder. My patronus eats your patrounus!

I was hoping for wild turkey, but i got red stag :(

Or walk down the beach and plop a chair in your back yard!

No need!

Fernet is like Underberg or Jagermeister, but more menthol-y (and not sweet like Jager).

I don't like normal limoncello, but I would love to try one with ginger!

Yup, this is a go-to cold remedy in our house (2 adults)

I like to make a maple-rye old fashioned. With grade B syrup and cinnamon-y bitters

And Portia de Rossi! That's still just one couple, though.

Just talking about MLB parks: Fenway Park, Kauffman Stadium, Marlins Park, Nationals Park, Oakland Coliseum, Oriole Park/Camden Yards, Turner Field, Wrigley Field, and Yankee Stadium.

Madison Square Garden is named after James Madison, in a way. I think that and Joe Louis Arena are the only 2 on the list that aren't named for a corporation.

I don't get the Jets one. I guess it's supposed to be an airplane seat? Why not just use an airplane

The Governor of New York and Vice President to Jefferson and Madison? What you been up to?

"The famous victory chant yub nub/yub nub eee chop yub nub translates not as 'freedom/we have freedom' but rather as 'eat them/we shall eat them'"

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

All right, Striker, you listen, and listen close. Piloting a jaeger is no different from riding a bicycle; it's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

they're not even custom flavors, just some fan website when you can change the colors on the can. The actual flavors are more normal seltzer flavors (like Polar, but not as crazy)

Not all of us have had our tastebuds numbed to total stupor by a lifetime of cigarettes and KFC. There's many "flavors" of mountain dew you can sample instead.

It's overpriced seltzer you can buy at whole foods

Definitely not cheap, it's $7/12 where I am; the store brand seltzer is $3/12.