But somehow that site that claims to love science is still up and running, despite the fact that it’s written by and for 5th graders.

What’s an Ass Holiday and why would anyone fake one?!?

They are, but using them repeatedly is incredible lazy journalism in this case.

According to kids, those words show you are an adult don’t you know. :)

Out in the real world much? Just how do people talk to each other when they have a pissy little bitch fit to blow out of their ass on everybody?

Should “fake ass” be hyphenated e.g., “fake-ass”?

I mean, come on. These are literally one on top of the other. And don’t say it’s purposefully ironic.

Sounds like somebody couldn’t get their 55 gallon drum of lube.

I don’t disagree that he was whining to whine. But this is the type of response to pretty much anyone questioning the sites anywhere.

I agree. The constant potty talk is tiresome. It’s as if the Gawker Media stylebook required that every paragraph include at least one word that mommy-wouldn’t-let-me-use-but-now-I’m-a-big-boy/girl-and-I-can-write-whatever-I-want-tee-hee. What do Gawker writers say when they’re *really* angry?

Can we talk about how immediately below this post is a “sponsored post” about how this is going to be Amazon’s most awesomest Prime Day ever?

I’ve never really understood this response. Are we not supposed to criticize the site/writers? Are we all supposed to be blind sycophants?

Amazon and Prime Day Deals are the wurstest guys. But, umm, hey, if you’re buying can you pretty please use our referral links to buy it.

That reads more like a Jezebel article. It does need to be sprinkled with misandry and cat photos, however.

Boo fucking hoo.

Gawker has one article saying that Amazon Prime day is blah (this one) and then the next article under it goes through how Prime day isn’t that bad and that Gawker can get a cut of any of deals listed. So what’s the takeaway?

Shh.. it’s edgy. Like when you were 11 and said it.

Thank you! I’m a fan of the word when needed, but damn enough is enough.

The only thing fucked up is the quality of writing at Giz. Really Michael . ..? Do you speak like that? Get a dictionary and try writing like a writer and not an idiot.

Fuck fuck fuck, shit shit shit.