JUST ASK THESE SATISFIED CUSTOMERS!

“I have to make nail polish, it is my life’s work.” “I have to make nail polish. It is being demanded of me.”

Fred and I were close, but in a funny way because we barely knew each other

Of course now he has no way to get rid of you when he needs to commit murder. #parentingfail

Can you please stop calling it Whole Check? Please? That’s a Jezebel only joke and it’s terrible. PEople call it Whole Paycheck. Not Whole Check. Whole Check doesn’t even make sense and it makes me wince everytime I see it on this website.

Natural? That’s cute.

I’ll take your kitty and raise you a bunny

Literally what

Plus! Plus! If you read through the actual transcript, all three of these kids seem incredibly brave and willing to stand up to the judge (WHO IS SUCH A FUCKING BULLY IT’S UNREAL) and to their dad, who is just standing there, not doing shit. At one point, after the 15-year-old is taken away, the 9- and 10-year-olds…

I’m a family law attorney, and my office has been up in arms about this all week.

Now we’re incarcerating children because of their parents’ behavior? WTF is this world that I am living in?

Lol no

Wat.

Look at this stupid asshole.

Biased in favor of... facts?

So you side with the person who gave an interview (likely paid) to bash his children for not being a part of their life?

Yeah, that’s when it stopped being funny.

I’m just using Fruit Loops for now.

Preach!

i think going to see a Smash Mouth concert in the year 2015 is the most depressing thing I can imagine.