More like Fifty Shades of Bronzer

That hair takes effort. She was definitely trying to do something.

Some of the other reports (if they are true) suggest that she also “planted” evidence of fake harassment and then made false reports to the police. It seems that in her case she has some sort of mental disorder - something along the line of “baron munchausen syndrome by proxy” except focused on race issues instead of…

if she will get pregnant, will she fire herself??

How is a dog harness for your GoPro something that you get to ask for for your wedding?

By this logic, you are suggesting that only black people are allowed to criticise racism. White people must not even mention it. As in, Schumer’s bits are indeed criticising racism. The idea that a white person is not allowed to make such jokes, but a Jew is allowed to make anti-Semitic jokes or a black person could…

No. It’s not. But clearly you’ve decided you want to be deliberately obtuse and contrarian so this is a pointless discussion

But... how are you supposed to criticize racism if you can’t even show it (and the racist person) as the butt of the joke? I’ve just looked up the term and from my understanding, hipster racism is when you use funny to mask your racism. She uses comedy to highlight her own racism, it’s not masked, she makes herself…

That’s not hipster racism, she’s calling attention to the fact that it’s fucked up when people do that, through comedy, which is a much better way to turn people around on their thinking instead of berating them. SHE is the butt of the joke for being the racist person in the scene, not the black people for being…

Amy Schumer is simply the greatest. She has become a national treasure in no time at all.

Silk crepe doesn’t sparkle. Stop being ridiculous.

The 14th fattest country in the world? Why not? Do you go on articles about the 13 other fatter countries and make comments like that too?

Wait, are you seriously suggesting that it’s wrong for customers to document it when service workers treat them horribly, because you routinely “fucking lose your shit” and treat customers horribly and you’re afraid someday you may face consequences for it? If your job is too much for you to handle without abusing and…

That accent is like all of human speech for all time disgorged every horrible, grating tone and inflection ever uttered by humankind and they possessed Melissa, and all she could do was shriek violently and shrilly through her nose. Then the Great Vowel Shift opened up and consumed her.

Jumping to conclusions/making assumptions... Not believing the other person’s story/ just being super skeptical overall ... that’s what I kinda got from your comment. Wondering if you both have been screwed over a lot in the past. And if so, need to let that shit go. For real.

I cannot believe how heavily this women is losing it. Like, I’ve worked cashier at a food establishment on a busy day, it is trying, I’ve even had to get in verbal arguments with customers (STARTED by the customers) but the way this woman is acting is batshit, especially since the customer is just standing there…

“Here at Starbucks, we care about our customers. If at anytime you’re not satisfied with your order, BYE! BYE! BYE!”

But being crowded and such pretty much happens everyday at every place that serves food and drink. Seeing this sort of thing is rare for me.

I think the guy is trying to mansplain why Melissa is so upset. Honestly, that might’ve been my least favorite part of the whole video.

Totally off topic, but Chen has beautiful hair!